A Page of Ka Wa's diary, July 24th's Trail Mix

Dear Diary-ah,

Our last mission of the last Trail Mix of the semester to find some kingdom and some shiny* skull started off with a twenty minute wait for the bus, as we are no Doctor Jones and we can't afford anything but public transit. On the trip down, Karen channeled her acting abilities and slept hobo style across 4 seats on the bus. We stopped at a neighbourhood that smelt like poop*, literally (beacuse guys don't use metaphoric dog poop to describes smells in the neighbourhood). It's funny how we saw so many 'beware of dog' signs, didn't see any dogs, but smelt all their poop. We found an old abandoned park with two abandoned shopping carts for Karen to call home. So the journey of Alex, Ka Wa, Karen and Teresa was stopped by a ROCK and the rock wasn't even that big (It was as big as Mini Me's mini me when he's excited for his home video with his former girlfriend). At the end, no kingdom was found it turned out the kingdom was forbidden and we weren't in surrey so there were no skulls from previous skull smashing events. Our missioned has ended with no success, however our group got healthier and less anorexic (like Kate Moss and Mary Kate). So I was told there would be this cannon owned by this terrorist, Lynn (I think Lynn is friends with Osama). I will investigate this weekend and see if he has balls in his cannon.

*as contributed by the "Chief in Editor"

Pictures can be found HERE.

Flushing out, Ka Wa